When patterns collide:* Mary, Maude, Denise, Sheryl, and Patsy gathered for their first big assignment as undercover fashion police. *I think I got the picture above from a 2012 French clothing catalog like the rest of the photos that follow, but it's possible that I got it from Lileks.com. I don't remember. (A Google image search indicates as a best guess that the picture comes from a Bosnian TV Series . I doubt it.) Even in 2012, I think that wearing this coat is a silent plea for help. A fine selection from the Dork Collection. Apparently they could only get the one guy who was willing to model these outfits. Costumes from the famous play Lion Dork in Winter. The Dork in Summer Collection for high water, rain, and pants optional occasions. Finally, it's the new Dorktor Who look. And for women -- I'm not sure whether these dresses are to-die-for, it's selections from the campaign against women, or styles for the victimized. Maybe...